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Posted: Mon Apr 2nd, 2007 11:08 pm |
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They say the hardest post is your first. I am certain that we have a very high percentage of members who have never posted a single thing. This is YOUR thread. Just say hello and tell us a bit about yourself...I'll go first
My name is fuckface, and I'm a Cataholic.
Been a UK fan since I was a kid. My mom's dad was a huge UK fan, as was my uncle. Was lucky to have a few years there were I was able to spend lots of time working in and around recruits and coaches.
Now I live in Florida and work in the art business. Still unmarried cause I like to do what I want....lol.
I'm on most chat programs using the screen name fuckfacemaggard and my email is fuckfacemaggard@yahoo.com or hotmail.com
Who's next?
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 12:28 am |
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I'm game.
I'm a first year law student at Southern Illinois University.
I enjoy long walks on the beach.
I've been a UK fan since I can remember (even had my room decked out with a UK bedspread, sheets, blinds, lamp, and beanbag)
This past year I considered switching my allegiance to a team that actually won (see SIU), but I realized they are even more boring to watch.
Unfortunately, I have come to the realization over the past week or so that I am the only UK fan with no sources.
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 02:16 am |
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I was born the son of a sharecropper.......
LOVE UK. My 3 are God, Family, UK (and not always in that order........LOL)
Look forward to talking to some, pissing some others off, and basically having a good time......
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 02:40 am |
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| I'm Tom, and I'm here because maggard pays me to post at his site.
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 02:51 am |
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kb22stang wrote: I'm Tom, and I'm here because maggard pays me to post at his site.
You make straight salary, or is it per post?
I make about 125.00 a night hookin out circus midgets in Knoxville. Can I make more just staying here and having MM pay me?
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 03:33 am |
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edgehollow wrote: kb22stang wrote: I'm Tom, and I'm here because maggard pays me to post at his site.
You make straight salary, or is it per post?
I make about 125.00 a night hookin out circus midgets in Knoxville. Can I make more just staying here and having MM pay me?
I can't discuss the terms, but I don't think he'd pay someone like you to post here.
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marcmaggard
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 03:38 am |
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kb22stang wrote: edgehollow wrote: kb22stang wrote: I'm Tom, and I'm here because maggard pays me to post at his site.
You make straight salary, or is it per post?
I make about 125.00 a night hookin out circus midgets in Knoxville. Can I make more just staying here and having MM pay me?
I can't discuss the terms, but I don't think he'd pay someone like you to post here.
I would, however, pay top dollar for a midget circus clown!
mm
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 03:54 am |
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rareair wrote: Unfortunately, I have come to the realization over the past week or so that I am the only UK fan with no sources.
Hilarious.
Sorry you have to live in Carbondale. That place is a pile of crap. Plus they ruined the Halloween riots... And their gym is the ugliest college basketball arena in the country... plus Salukis are stupid mascotts.
GO CREIGHTON!
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| Hi, my name's Jason. I post under the name "jason". I play baseball at Lindsey Wilson College (3rd base). I major in biology and minor in chemistry, trying to get into physical therapy or sports medicine... that line of work. I'm 6'2", about 190, dirty blonde hair, deep blue eyes, retarded sense of humor, love UK basketball and football is growing on me, Mashburn is my favorite player of all time, I smell my toenails when I clip em to see if they stink, I giggle when someone else smells my farts, I piss in the shower, I shave my arms (baseball thing), I have a slightly above average size weiner (at least the gf likes it), and KISS is my favorite band.
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crimp111
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 06:41 am |
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Hi, I'm Greg... and I'm a UK-aholic.
Well, I could tell you I live an exciting life.... but that'd be a lie! I'm just your average backwoods, middle-aged uk fan with an opinion and nothing better to do! :shock:
Oh, and I got no sources....
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 08:30 am |
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Well since im a lurker and after putting every thought in my first post here I go.
My name is Jeremy I reside in Poplar Bluff, Mo. I'm a born and raised Kentucky boy from Paducah & Mayfield. Lived in western Kentucky most of my life. I have also had some stints in Florence, Ky as well but mainly have lived in western Kentucky most of my life.
I attend Three Rivers Community College in Poplar Bluff, MO where im majoring in computers.
I've been a UK fan all my life, and all I got to say is I really love this site fuckface, and the inside info that you bring to the table here. I saw your posts at Cats Pause, and was really intrigued by your insight on things regarding the Billy Donovan situation. So I thought I would come, register, and check it out.
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 02:13 pm |
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| I'm Jason Ward, from Benton Ky, Marshall county. I'm 32, married and have 2 young sons, and I work as an Operator at a TVA fossil power plant. UK is a very big part of my life, coming in behind my Faith and my family. I'm active at many sites, and this site offers a freedom that no other site offers, so I see it doing well, I think with the collection of characters, and personalities that have already started to gather here, it is going to be a fun site as well. Hope to read more from all of you!
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marcmaggard
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 03:27 pm |
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I can say with 100 percent positiveness......
This site is getting a great group of "characters". I always think a site is only as good as it's interesting posters. If you combine some internet regulars like #3, Kbstang, marshcatt, Jason, Hoovcat Smith & others with some of the new funny guys like Edgehollow, monstermash, crimp111, mikediamond and Dailydoublecat...well, that makes for a really funny and intelligent group of posters.
I'm glad we are finding it easier and easier to lure some lurkers out of hiding and into the discussion. Having the freedom to be an idiot here probably helps in that goal. Also, the fact that the site is new and has yet to establish any hierarchy, well, that means that we all start at zero, so new posters are right there with us.
I hope everyone joins in and actually posts. We've got some damn funny threads going and some good UK talk as well....and sometimes, they are the same threads.
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 03:34 pm |
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#3 wrote: rareair wrote: Unfortunately, I have come to the realization over the past week or so that I am the only UK fan with no sources.
Hilarious.
Sorry you have to live in Carbondale. That place is a pile of crap. Plus they ruined the Halloween riots... And their gym is the ugliest college basketball arena in the country... plus Salukis are stupid mascotts.
GO CREIGHTON!
Yeah Carbondale is a cesspool, and the first time I saw the Saluki mascot I thought it was just a rabid dog.
Luckily I live right outside of Carbondale in a nicer part of Marion. Still not Kentucky though.
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 04:21 pm |
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I'm Matthew, orginally from Webster County, but have been in Texas since 99. I'm currently working on a Mechanical Engineering degree at University of Texas at San Antonio.
I met with the AD one day to ask her when we were going to play Kentucky in the convocation center. She said not until I graduate and donate the $50,000 it would take to get UK schedule us. I balked at the idea. She then scolded me for not supporting our own team. doh!
Oh yea, one more thing:
Full time work + Full time school + wife + 2 kids = Hell, when trying to balace all at once.
Go Cats!
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 06:43 pm |
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| Hello to all....My name is David, I also bleed blue.........
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Posted: Tue Apr 3rd, 2007 11:32 pm |
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I'm a loser, at nearly everything except Fantasy Football, where I rule. I love really silly things, and I hate long walks on the beach, picnics and spooning.
I do have two AMAZING children, one 10 year old with autism (who rocks, pun intended) who is just unbelievably cool, and a 12 year old NT (neuro-typical: if we label our autistic kids we label our NT kids, too) daughter who thinks she's 16 and almost looks the part. (he says, as he cleans the shotgun).
I am married. (somewhere, off in the distance, we hear crickets chirping, along with the occasional bullfrog)
Monty Python, Spinal Tap, South Park, and season 1 of The Simpsons ALWAYS make me laugh. I always enjoy UK basketball, win or lose, but I enjoy it a LOT more when we win.
I hate ALL people who make gross over-generalizations, and I hate irony....
I live somewhere between Kentucky and Alabama, and I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life; unfortunately, I'm about 20 years too late to be making that call.
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Posted: Wed Apr 4th, 2007 12:54 am |
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Hoovcat Smith wrote: I'm a loser, at nearly everything except Fantasy Football, where I rule. I love really silly things, and I hate long walks on the beach, picnics and spooning.
I do have two AMAZING children, one 10 year old with autism (who rocks, pun intended) who is just unbelievably cool, and a 12 year old NT (neuro-typical: if we label our autistic kids we label our NT kids, too) daughter who thinks she's 16 and almost looks the part. (he says, as he cleans the shotgun).
I am married. (somewhere, off in the distance, we hear crickets chirping, along with the occasional bullfrog)
Monty Python, Spinal Tap, South Park, and season 1 of The Simpsons ALWAYS make me laugh. I always enjoy UK basketball, win or lose, but I enjoy it a LOT more when we win.
I hate ALL people who make gross over-generalizations, and I hate irony....
I live somewhere between Kentucky and Alabama, and I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life; unfortunately, I'm about 20 years too late to be making that call.
Jesus, is that chapter one or the entire book. This isn't a fuckin singles site. Well, unless you're trying to pick up maggard, and in that case just give him time and place.
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Hey guys, here's a little about myself. I grew up in in a small town called Jackson, Missouri. We didn't have much but what we had we earned. Dad used to beat us and Mom was always there to comfort us after he'd passed out drunk. One day when I was nine, he went after my brother Jack and she shot daddy in the head with the revolver he had hidden in the cupboard. I think Mama always thought that revolver would kill one of us. I'll never forget that day, i was so scared but so relieved that he would never hurt me again.
After that, we didn't have any income for a while. I worked at old man Johnson's corner store but he only paid me $14 a week and that didn't go far. We used to go to the piggly wiggly and steal moon pies. Mama turned to prostituting herself and made good money until she lost her looks. But, it got us boys graduated from high school and then we set out to make a living for ourselves.
I thought about what I wanted to do for a living, but finally realized that I owed society some sort of payback for all those moon pies I had stolen over the years. So, I turned to law enforcement. Even though I had a high school education, they said they would overlook the fact that I was overqualified for work in the police ranks and I started on as a traffic cop.
The best part about being a young traffic cop is pulling over young, pretty ladies for speeding or running a stop sign, or whatever you could get them for. I was finally a part of the dating scene! There wasn't much to choose from in Jackson, Missouri, so I decided to move out of state and ended up in Hickman County.
I finally found the love of my life, I was all prepared to pop the question, when the worst thing happened to me. My computer crashed and I lost her email address! Well, as if that wasn't bad enough, all of the pictures that she had sent me were on that computer, I had no way to track her down.
She was a beautiful woman, red hair, blue eyes, about 5'2" and 325 pounds. A solid woman, made for bearing children. But, that's what I love about living in KY, there's one of them on every corner and in every Dairy Queen.
I'm sure it won't be long before I stumble onto another good woman.
So, I finally got myself hooked back up with Law Enforcement. I am the crossing guard at the local elementary school which gives me plenty of time to watch UK.
Great site, maybe someday we can all get together down at the Dairy Queen and talk hoops in person.
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Appearently Jeff Foxworthy is a member here...
Southern Stereotypes are awesome!
Actually I'm just being an a-hole. I thought that post was funny.
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Posted: Wed Apr 4th, 2007 03:37 am |
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kb22stang wrote: Hoovcat Smith wrote: I'm a loser, at nearly everything except Fantasy Football, where I rule. I love really silly things, and I hate long walks on the beach, picnics and spooning.
I do have two AMAZING children, one 10 year old with autism (who rocks, pun intended) who is just unbelievably cool, and a 12 year old NT (neuro-typical: if we label our autistic kids we label our NT kids, too) daughter who thinks she's 16 and almost looks the part. (he says, as he cleans the shotgun).
I am married. (somewhere, off in the distance, we hear crickets chirping, along with the occasional bullfrog)
Monty Python, Spinal Tap, South Park, and season 1 of The Simpsons ALWAYS make me laugh. I always enjoy UK basketball, win or lose, but I enjoy it a LOT more when we win.
I hate ALL people who make gross over-generalizations, and I hate irony....
I live somewhere between Kentucky and Alabama, and I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life; unfortunately, I'm about 20 years too late to be making that call.
Jesus, is that chapter one or the entire book. This isn't a fuckin singles site. Well, unless you're trying to pick up maggard, and in that case just give him time and place.
Uhhh, sorry, it was SUPPOSED to be a spoof of a singles' site type entry. I know I wouldn't have to work that hard for any of the switch hitters on here, but I only bat from the right.:dude:
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marcmaggard
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Posted: Wed Apr 4th, 2007 06:39 am |
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gumpdaddy wrote: Hey guys, here's a little about myself. I grew up in in a small town called Jackson, Missouri. We didn't have much but what we had we earned. Dad used to beat us and Mom was always there to comfort us after he'd passed out drunk. One day when I was nine, he went after my brother Jack and she shot daddy in the head with the revolver he had hidden in the cupboard. I think Mama always thought that revolver would kill one of us. I'll never forget that day, i was so scared but so relieved that he would never hurt me again.
After that, we didn't have any income for a while. I worked at old man Johnson's corner store but he only paid me $14 a week and that didn't go far. We used to go to the piggly wiggly and steal moon pies. Mama turned to prostituting herself and made good money until she lost her looks. But, it got us boys graduated from high school and then we set out to make a living for ourselves.
I thought about what I wanted to do for a living, but finally realized that I owed society some sort of payback for all those moon pies I had stolen over the years. So, I turned to law enforcement. Even though I had a high school education, they said they would overlook the fact that I was overqualified for work in the police ranks and I started on as a traffic cop.
The best part about being a young traffic cop is pulling over young, pretty ladies for speeding or running a stop sign, or whatever you could get them for. I was finally a part of the dating scene! There wasn't much to choose from in Jackson, Missouri, so I decided to move out of state and ended up in Hickman County.
I finally found the love of my life, I was all prepared to pop the question, when the worst thing happened to me. My computer crashed and I lost her email address! Well, as if that wasn't bad enough, all of the pictures that she had sent me were on that computer, I had no way to track her down.
She was a beautiful woman, red hair, blue eyes, about 5'2" and 325 pounds. A solid woman, made for bearing children. But, that's what I love about living in KY, there's one of them on every corner and in every Dairy Queen.
I'm sure it won't be long before I stumble onto another good woman.
So, I finally got myself hooked back up with Law Enforcement. I am the crossing guard at the local elementary school which gives me plenty of time to watch UK.
Great site, maybe someday we can all get together down at the Dairy Queen and talk hoops in person.
Oh my god...me and my girl have just laughed so hard we let a shart! Fuckin great post. I love you and your fat ass woman!
mm
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| My name is mikediamond. I live in Finchville. I am on a mission from God to teach #3 how to laugh at himself. That's all.
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Hi, my name is Crawford Joseph. I've been a UK fan since I met the coach FEBUK, but has since moved to Minnesota to freeze his lazy, shitty ass, derelict end game management keister off.
I, once had NBA aspirations, but my coach would only bring in low-level assistants to help in our player development. I love the ladies. I like to have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer every night before bed. Most importantly, I love everything Kentucky Sports
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CrawfordsCorner wrote: Hi, my name is Crawford Joseph. I've been a UK fan since I met the coach FEBUK, but has since moved to Minnesota to freeze his lazy, shitty ass, derelict end game management keister off.
I, once had NBA aspirations, but my coach would only bring in low-level assistants to help in our player development. I love the ladies. I like to have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer every night before bed. Most importantly, I love everything Kentucky Sports
You got Pwned by a girl in a DUNK contest!
Pussy!
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